Mean, Mean, Mean

My mommy is so mean to me sometimes!!! She really enjoys torturing me because I am so spoiled and such a baby. Mommy thought it would be funny to put a hair net over my face that she found in a drawer and then make me run around the house like a crazy person trying to get it off. I heard them all laughing at least someone thought it was funny!

Serious...Enough is Enough

I know my mommy loves me more than life, but is it really necessary for her to snap some shots while I am doing my business. All I was trying to do was take a tasteful pee in my yard, but no I have no privacy. My daddy tells me I am a girly man because I don't lift my leg....and I say why it takes too much effort. I think I am the smart one in the family. I even look cute going potty, is there a more perfect bully out there?? I don't think so!

Round Mouth Buddy Love

My mommy loves this picture...it is called my round mouth. When I hear something foreign coming from anywhere in the house or outside my hair stands up on my back and I start this little growl and my mouth turns round....very round! I get startled very easily and my round mouth was in full swing in this picture. Come to think of it I think I heard the mini cows on TV...the Jack in the Box slider commercial... I hate it!

Valentines Day "FaceMan"

My mommy calls me "face" or "faceman" most of the time, because I am so damn cute. The other day in the mail my mommy received a Valentines Day postcard with a bully that looks like he could be my brother. As mommy read the postcard it is asking for a donation to the 'FACE' Foundation- how ironic. I told my mommy that I need to be the spokesperson for this ad next year. Of course I think she donated money as well, I mean how could she not...an adorable bully and the Face Foundation it is a perfect match.

I love how this bully is looking out of the corner of his eye I totally do that all the time!

Opps!!!

My Monster Bone

I have noticed red and pink Hershey Kisses and M&M's around the house lately which makes me think a holiday is on the horizon. Holidays mean presents for me! This past weekend my Daddy was out running errands and he went somewhere and picked me up this colossal bone! I am obsessed I chew it for at least half of the day. The best part is it doesn't even look like I have made a dent in it. When mommy leaves for the day she rubs fresh creamy peanut butter all over one side and it keeps me busy for hours. I love my life!

Happy Valentines Day to me a few days early!

Pooper

I am a very black and white dog....there is no grey with me. Actually I am very similar to my mommy!! I am either exhausted and being a pooper or I am CRAZY! I get a burst of energy a few times a day and then the rest of the day I am beat! I must say I am really cute when I am tired and my lip is getting more pout-y the older I get. Look at my cute little teeth and my big black lip!

Moments After the Attack

For those of you who know me I rarely get in trouble because I am super spoiled. When I was in LA recently my mommy was getting some stuff out of the car and I saw this wheaten terrier out of the corner of my eye so I took advantage and darted away. Mommy didn't have a very good handle on the leash and with a blink of a eye I was gone. I ran over like a bat out of hell and began growling and barking at this sweet terrier. My mommy yelled at me like you wouldn't believe and my ears were pinned behind my head for hours. The man who owned the terrier couldn't not have been nicer I just don't know what gets in to me I am not a fan of the terrier breed I guess.

Loving Beverly Hills

I loved LA but I particularly loved Beverly Hills. I actually took a big poop in front of the Beverly Hills sign which was amazing I must say. My mommy ran me all around the grass park and I loved it. Then we have a little photo op in front of this amazing tree. Wow....I am a really spoiled.....and I love it!

Feeling HOT HOT HOT

Us bullies have to be careful not get too hot because we are so very sensitive and we can overheat very easily. I don't think my mommy's were being very cautious with me leaving me in the car all day long! I must say I loved it but I am still tired from all my outings last weekend!

BTW mom I told you I needed a new bed months ago...this bed needs to be retired it is disgusting.